Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Wanna Buy a National Guitar?

i know what you're thinking...
National guitars are so gorgeous,
why do they even have to advertise?
Why aren't people just lined up 24/7 at their door,
hoping for the chance to throw their money at them
just for the chance to hold one, to tune it up
and make beautiful music?

Because the world's not fair, that's why.
Because there are a lot of stupid people on this planet
who'd rather buy guns or maybe a 20 year supply of toilet
paper so their post-apocalyptic ass will never know
the shame and misery of leaves. Whatever.

Be that as it may, these instruments are do gorgeous
even the commercials look good...

National Guitars

National String Instrument Corporation

National Resonator Guitars: An American Tradition


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