i wrote this for another now-defunct blog
after hearing of the death of Don van Vliet...
the real Captain America
has left the building.
Captain Beefheart was a nom de plume used
by the closest thing white rock music ever had
to a true shaman.
A man with more gris-gris than Mac Rebennack,
and more poetry than Jim Morrison,
who was more far out than Mercury
or that other Morrison,
or Morrisey.
He spent more of his life living in remote areas
and painting than being a rock star, which if you
go by sales, he never really
was.
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mutually useful but volatile. |
Typically a Beefheart album might do 50 to 60,000 units.His sales volumes may have been low, but his demographics
were something else.
His audience included Jerzy Kosinski, Igor
Stravinsky, Charles Mingus,
Miles Davis, Pharoah Sanders, Woody Allen,
John Lydon,
Joe Strummer, Devo, Pere Ubu, Tom Waits, Matt Groening,Nick Cave, Franz Ferdinand, Oasis, Red Hot Chilli Peppers
and The White Stripes...
...and 50 to 60,000 others.
Beefheart was a one-namer before Madonna
could cross the street by herself.
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"If it had been produced by any professional,
famous producer," Zappa said later,
"there could have been a number
of suicides involved." |
"Once you've heard Beefheart, it's hard to wash him
out of your clothes. It stains, like coffee or blood."
Tom Waits
'all roads lead to coca-cola'
Don van Vliet
His singular musical journey mixed delta blues, psychedelia,
free jazz and poetry into something new and magical.
He taught
himself to play soprano sax, bass clarinet,
harmonica, guitar, piano,
and even the mellotron.
His vocals spanned seven and a half octaves.
His imagination spanned the universe.
I look at her and she looks at me
In her eyes I see the sea
I can't see what she sees in a man like me
She says she loves me
Her eyes
Her eyes
Her eyes are a blue million miles
Her eyes are a blue million miles Don van Vliet 1972
Fast goes fast
Slow goes slow
Rich are rich and the po' are po'
Everybody's doing the Low Yo Yo Yo Yo
Everybody's doing it
Deep down everybody knows they should
Do the Low Yo Yo Yo Yo
Low Yo Yo Stuff Don van Vliet 1972
Interestingly, 50 to 60,000 is also about the number
of US dollars you would need to buy a painting
or two of his now.
You used me like an ashtray heart
Right from the start
Case of the punks
Another day, another way
Somebody's had too much to think
Open up another case of the punks
Each pillow is touted like a rock
The mother / father figure
Somebody's had too much to think
Send your mother home your navel
Ashtray Heart Don van Vliet 1980
i told my mother - she showed it to me not too long ago,
in this baby
book in that horrible palmer penmanship
method of writing that she
used...
on this old yellow piece of paper it's written out,
that if she
would stay on one side of the room
and i would stay on the other, that
we would
be friends the rest of our life.
Don van Vliet
i met Aldous Huxley. i sold him a vacuum cleaner.
i said: 'i assure you, sir, this thing sucks!'.
he bought everything in
my car.
i was selling electrolux vacuum cleaners.
i quit right after
that - probably some time before 1959.
Don van Vliet
stars are matter
we are matter
but it doesn't matter.
Don van Vliet
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